{"id":9867,"date":"2019-02-12T17:50:03","date_gmt":"2019-02-12T16:50:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/zeitung.480grad-lwrs.de\/?p=9867"},"modified":"2019-02-12T17:50:03","modified_gmt":"2019-02-12T16:50:03","slug":"witz-der-woche-11-02-2019","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/zeitung.480grad-lwrs.de\/?p=9867","title":{"rendered":"Witz der Woche (11.02.2019)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h2 style=\"text-align: center;\">Bitte Herr Doktor, wo bringen Sie mich nur hin?<\/h2>\n<div>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 18pt; background-color: #ffff00;\">Ins Leichenschauhaus.<\/span><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: 18pt;\">Aber ich bin doch gar nicht tot.<\/span><\/strong><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 18pt; background-color: #ffff00;\">Und wir sind auch noch gar nicht da.<\/span><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Quelle: Aberwitzig.com<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Bitte Herr Doktor, wo bringen Sie mich nur hin?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":78,"featured_media":4459,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9867","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-start"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/zeitung.480grad-lwrs.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9867","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/zeitung.480grad-lwrs.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/zeitung.480grad-lwrs.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/zeitung.480grad-lwrs.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/78"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/zeitung.480grad-lwrs.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9867"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/zeitung.480grad-lwrs.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9867\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/zeitung.480grad-lwrs.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4459"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/zeitung.480grad-lwrs.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9867"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/zeitung.480grad-lwrs.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9867"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/zeitung.480grad-lwrs.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9867"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}