{"id":6280,"date":"2017-05-03T14:38:27","date_gmt":"2017-05-03T12:38:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/zeitung.480grad-lwrs.de\/?p=6280"},"modified":"2017-06-13T20:47:55","modified_gmt":"2017-06-13T18:47:55","slug":"superlustige-witz-fragen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/zeitung.480grad-lwrs.de\/?p=6280","title":{"rendered":"Superlustige Witz-Fragen"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>1. Was ist gr\u00fcn und klopft an der T\u00fcr?\u00a0 <img src=\"http:\/\/zeitung.480grad-lwrs.de\/wp-includes\/images\/smilies\/mrgreen.png\" alt=\":mrgreen:\" class=\"wp-smiley\" style=\"height: 1em; max-height: 1em;\" \/><\/p>\n<p>2. Was ist bunt und fl\u00fcchtet \u00fcber den Tisch? \ud83d\ude33<\/p>\n<p>3. Was ist\u00a0\u00a0braun und sitzt hinter Gittern?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Hier die Antworten auf die Witzfragen:<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li style=\"text-align: left;\">Ein Klopfsalat<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: left;\">Ein Fluchtsalat<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: left;\">Eine Knastanie<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1. Was ist gr\u00fcn und klopft an der T\u00fcr?\u00a0 2. Was ist bunt und fl\u00fcchtet \u00fcber den Tisch? \ud83d\ude33 3. Was ist\u00a0\u00a0braun und sitzt hinter Gittern? &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Hier die Antworten auf die Witzfragen: Ein Klopfsalat Ein Fluchtsalat Eine Knastanie<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":21,"featured_media":5494,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[21,3,18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6280","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-lachhaft","category-start","category-unterhaltung"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/zeitung.480grad-lwrs.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6280","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/zeitung.480grad-lwrs.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/zeitung.480grad-lwrs.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/zeitung.480grad-lwrs.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/21"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/zeitung.480grad-lwrs.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6280"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/zeitung.480grad-lwrs.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6280\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/zeitung.480grad-lwrs.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5494"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/zeitung.480grad-lwrs.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6280"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/zeitung.480grad-lwrs.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6280"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/zeitung.480grad-lwrs.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6280"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}