{"id":18552,"date":"2026-04-13T13:12:13","date_gmt":"2026-04-13T11:12:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/zeitung.480grad-lwrs.de\/?p=18552"},"modified":"2026-04-12T14:12:46","modified_gmt":"2026-04-12T12:12:46","slug":"witz-der-woche-22","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/zeitung.480grad-lwrs.de\/?p=18552","title":{"rendered":"Witz der Woche"},"content":{"rendered":"<section class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none [--shadow-height:45px] has-data-writing-block:pointer-events-none has-data-writing-block:-mt-(--shadow-height) has-data-writing-block:pt-(--shadow-height) [&amp;:has([data-writing-block])&gt;*]:pointer-events-auto scroll-mt-(--header-height)\" dir=\"auto\" data-turn-id=\"58710ea0-bab0-4c88-86aa-298ff6da8ec2\" data-testid=\"conversation-turn-1\" data-scroll-anchor=\"false\" data-turn=\"user\"><\/section>\n<section class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none [--shadow-height:45px] has-data-writing-block:pointer-events-none has-data-writing-block:-mt-(--shadow-height) has-data-writing-block:pt-(--shadow-height) [&amp;:has([data-writing-block])&gt;*]:pointer-events-auto scroll-mt-[calc(var(--header-height)+min(200px,max(70px,20svh)))]\" dir=\"auto\" data-turn-id=\"request-WEB:1c06f2cb-818e-49c2-b779-0d460417bab3-0\" data-testid=\"conversation-turn-2\" data-scroll-anchor=\"true\" data-turn=\"assistant\"><\/section>\n<div class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\">\n<div class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col gap-4 grow\">\n<div class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal outline-none keyboard-focused:focus-ring [.text-message+&amp;]:mt-1\" dir=\"auto\" data-message-author-role=\"assistant\" data-message-id=\"36e77283-af06-4c33-be9a-656734eda78f\" data-message-model-slug=\"gpt-5-3\" data-turn-start-message=\"true\">\n<div class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden\">\n<div class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert w-full wrap-break-word light markdown-new-styling\">\n<p data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"56\">Okay, ein frischer, richtig dummer (aber guter) Witz &#x1f604;:<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"58\" data-end=\"99\">Warum nehmen Skelette nie an Partys teil?<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"58\" data-end=\"99\"><!--more-->\u2026weil sie keinen K\u00f6rper haben, mit dem sie tanzen k\u00f6nnen. &#x1f480;&#x1f57a;<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"165\" data-end=\"237\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\">Willst du noch einen \u2013 eher flach, schwarzer Humor oder komplett absurd?<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, ein frischer, richtig dummer (aber guter) Witz &#x1f604;: Warum nehmen Skelette nie an Partys teil?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":120,"featured_media":18309,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-18552","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-start"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/zeitung.480grad-lwrs.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18552","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/zeitung.480grad-lwrs.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/zeitung.480grad-lwrs.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/zeitung.480grad-lwrs.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/120"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/zeitung.480grad-lwrs.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=18552"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/zeitung.480grad-lwrs.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18552\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18574,"href":"http:\/\/zeitung.480grad-lwrs.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18552\/revisions\/18574"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/zeitung.480grad-lwrs.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/18309"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/zeitung.480grad-lwrs.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=18552"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/zeitung.480grad-lwrs.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=18552"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/zeitung.480grad-lwrs.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=18552"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}