{"id":11781,"date":"2019-11-04T14:46:14","date_gmt":"2019-11-04T13:46:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/zeitung.480grad-lwrs.de\/?p=11781"},"modified":"2019-11-04T14:46:14","modified_gmt":"2019-11-04T13:46:14","slug":"chuck-norris-witze","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/zeitung.480grad-lwrs.de\/?p=11781","title":{"rendered":"Chuck Norris (Witze)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Chuck Norris ist ein TV-Star, der f\u00fcr seine H\u00e4rte und die bl\u00f6dsinnigen Witze bekannt ist. Willst du lachen? Dann klick auf &#8222;Weiterlesen&#8220;!<!--more--><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Witze \u00fcber Chuck Norris<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 8pt;\">(Idee von Moritz Dischler)<\/span><\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>Chuck Norris isst keinen Honig, er lutscht Bienen!<\/li>\n<li>Chuck Norris wurde letztens von der Polizei verhaftet, die Polizei ist mit einer Verwarnung davongekommen!<\/li>\n<li>Wenn Chuck Norris dividiert bleibt kein Rest!<\/li>\n<li>Chuck Norris Hat alle Pokemon GO gefangen, mit seinen Festnetztelefon!<\/li>\n<li>Chuck Norris wurde angeschossen, die Kugel wird morgen beerdigt!<\/li>\n<li>Wenn Chuck Norris ins Wasser f\u00e4llt, wird er nicht nass, das Wasser wird Chuck Norris!<\/li>\n<li>Chuck Norris gewinnt VierGewinnt mit 3 Z\u00fcgen!<\/li>\n<li>Chuck Norris kann Hardware Downloaden!<\/li>\n<li>Chuck Norris kann Dreht\u00fcren zuschlagen!<\/li>\n<li>Chuck Norris kann seinen Namen in Beton pinkeln!<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div class='bootstrap-yop yop-poll-mc'>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"basic-yop-poll-container\" style=\"background-color:#ffffff; 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font-size:16px; font-weight:normal; text-align:center;\">Findet ihr der Kauf der F-35 ist sinnvoll?<\/div><ul class=\"basic-answers\"><li class=\"basic-answer\" style=\"padding:0px 0px;\" data-id=\"42\" data-type=\"text\" data-vn=\"3\" data-color=\"#000000\" data-make-link=\"no\" data-link=\"\"><div class=\"basic-answer-content basic-text-vertical\"><label for=\"answer[42]\" class=\"basic-answer-label\"><input type=\"radio\" id=\"answer[42]\" name=\"answer[32]\" value=\"42\"  autocomplete=\"off\"><span class=\"basic-text\" style=\"color: #000000; font-size: 14px; font-weight: normal;\" tabindex=\"0\">Ja<\/span><\/label><\/div><\/li><li class=\"basic-answer\" style=\"padding:0px 0px;\" data-id=\"43\" data-type=\"text\" data-vn=\"0\" data-color=\"#000000\" data-make-link=\"no\" data-link=\"\"><div class=\"basic-answer-content basic-text-vertical\"><label for=\"answer[43]\" class=\"basic-answer-label\"><input type=\"radio\" id=\"answer[43]\" name=\"answer[32]\" value=\"43\"  autocomplete=\"off\"><span class=\"basic-text\" style=\"color: #000000; 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