{"id":11545,"date":"2019-11-04T14:10:51","date_gmt":"2019-11-04T13:10:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/zeitung.480grad-lwrs.de\/?p=11545"},"modified":"2019-11-04T14:14:32","modified_gmt":"2019-11-04T13:14:32","slug":"der-witz-der-woche-04-11-2019","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/zeitung.480grad-lwrs.de\/?p=11545","title":{"rendered":"Der Witz der Woche (04.11.2019)"},"content":{"rendered":"<h3>M\u00f6gt ihr Chuck Norris Witze?<\/h3>\n<p><!--more-->Chuck Norris hat mal der Erde einen Roundhouse-Kick verpasst. Sie dreht sich immer noch.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div class='bootstrap-yop yop-poll-mc'>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"basic-yop-poll-container\" style=\"background-color:#ffffff; border:1px; border-style:solid; border-color:#000000; border-radius:0px; padding:10px 10px;\" data-id=\"17\" data-temp=\"basic\" data-skin=\"minimal\" data-cscheme=\"black\" data-cap=\"0\" data-access=\"guest\" data-tid=\"\" data-uid=\"21feba1d2d136a1c19621f9bede27d4c\" data-pid=\"11545\" data-resdet=\"percentages\" data-show-results-to=\"\" data-show-results-moment=\"never\" data-show-results-only=\"false\" data-show-message=\"true\" data-show-results-as=\"bar\" data-sort-results-by=\"as-defined\" data-sort-results-rule=\"asc\"data-is-ended=\"0\" data-gdpr=\"no\" data-gdpr-sol=\"consent\" data-css=\"\" data-counter=\"0\" data-load-with=\"1\" data-notification-section=\"top\"><div class=\"row\"><div class=\"col-md-12\"><div class=\"basic-inner\"><div class=\"basic-message hide\" style=\"border-left: 10px solid #008000; 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font-size:16px; font-weight:normal; text-align:center;\">Findet ihr der Kauf der F-35 ist sinnvoll?<\/div><ul class=\"basic-answers\"><li class=\"basic-answer\" style=\"padding:0px 0px;\" data-id=\"42\" data-type=\"text\" data-vn=\"3\" data-color=\"#000000\" data-make-link=\"no\" data-link=\"\"><div class=\"basic-answer-content basic-text-vertical\"><label for=\"answer[42]\" class=\"basic-answer-label\"><input type=\"radio\" id=\"answer[42]\" name=\"answer[32]\" value=\"42\"  autocomplete=\"off\"><span class=\"basic-text\" style=\"color: #000000; font-size: 14px; font-weight: normal;\" tabindex=\"0\">Ja<\/span><\/label><\/div><\/li><li class=\"basic-answer\" style=\"padding:0px 0px;\" data-id=\"43\" data-type=\"text\" data-vn=\"0\" data-color=\"#000000\" data-make-link=\"no\" data-link=\"\"><div class=\"basic-answer-content basic-text-vertical\"><label for=\"answer[43]\" class=\"basic-answer-label\"><input type=\"radio\" id=\"answer[43]\" name=\"answer[32]\" value=\"43\"  autocomplete=\"off\"><span class=\"basic-text\" style=\"color: #000000; 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