{"id":10232,"date":"2019-03-13T14:42:09","date_gmt":"2019-03-13T13:42:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/zeitung.480grad-lwrs.de\/?p=10232"},"modified":"2019-03-13T14:42:09","modified_gmt":"2019-03-13T13:42:09","slug":"witz-der-woche-13-03-2019","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/zeitung.480grad-lwrs.de\/?p=10232","title":{"rendered":"Witz der Woche (13.03.2019)"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"text-align: center;\">&#8222;Wo ist eigentlich der nervige Nachbar geblieben, von dem du mir erz\u00e4hlt hast. Ich sehe ihn gar nicht mehr.&#8220;<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\">&#8211;<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\">&#8222;Der ist im Garten&#8220;<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\">&#8211;<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\">&#8222;Wo denn?&#8220;<\/div>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\">&#8211;<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\">&#8222;Also man muss schon ein bisschen graben.&#8220;<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Quelle: Aberwitzig.com<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8222;Wo ist eigentlich der nervige Nachbar geblieben, von dem du mir erz\u00e4hlt hast. Ich sehe ihn gar nicht mehr.&#8220; &#8211; &#8222;Der ist im Garten&#8220; &#8211; &#8222;Wo denn?&#8220;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":78,"featured_media":4459,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[21,3,102],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10232","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-lachhaft","category-start","category-witz-der-woche"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/zeitung.480grad-lwrs.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10232","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/zeitung.480grad-lwrs.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/zeitung.480grad-lwrs.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/zeitung.480grad-lwrs.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/78"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/zeitung.480grad-lwrs.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10232"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/zeitung.480grad-lwrs.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10232\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/zeitung.480grad-lwrs.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4459"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/zeitung.480grad-lwrs.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10232"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/zeitung.480grad-lwrs.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10232"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/zeitung.480grad-lwrs.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10232"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}